Disclaimer : The following post was written down by Secret Agent Sally months ago, but we couldn’t post it fearing the wrath of the LH army! But now as the LH is dissolved and we are posting it without any fear of our ass getting kicked!
I have been entrusted with the difficult job of posting the inside story of apna LH. But before I start off I would like to make myself heard…
“This is the weirdest place on Earth!”
We have many ‘interesting’ personalities in the LH. For instance we have Miss Soft Cutter who implements a weird but surprisingly effective strategy to prepare for the Semesters undisturbed. Her varied colored face packs (Lippa Poti) keep her from talking to anyone, resulting in more time to study and score High CGPA. (Note to beauty tips ignorant Guys: You cannot talk when you have Lippa Poti On!). And we have Miss Small-Song Singh, Miss Inspiration Pallavi and Miss B-Jeta Nayak exchanging outfits so often that they themselves forget that which one originally belonged to whom! And yeah, we sure have Miss ChinaMaal who sleeps with the Fan off and Lights on irrespective of the time of the day or the season of the year. Once her majesty also tried to curl her eyelashes and ended up having none at all…
All said and done the weirdest of them all is Her Majesty Miss Marine ‘FlowerGurl’! Her Majesty is a personality who was a source of entertainment for one and all. She has had midnight escape attempts, fake boyfriends, numerous fits of public song and dance performances, etc. I’m going to narrate an incident that happened in the first year. Something Funny and Scary …
Once afternoon in a certain room of the top floor, in walks a figure with dark unkempt hair, white but dirty teeth, and a sort of devilish grin. Some were asleep while some were sitting around doing nothing. She took note of no one and nothing but silently glided into the room with the attached balcony. She sat down on a bet and waited, staring at an innocent victim while she slept, wandering in her dreams. She watched her, staring into her face, compelling her to wake up. And when she did wake up, our li’l figure turned into performer and puts a show on a Katrina song (Zara Zara Touch Me) earlier performed by Miss Inspiration Pallavi in a certain branch function. Then the unexpected happened, Miss HBK made the biggest mistake ever. She said something silly 2 Flowergurl which offended her!! Flowergurl glared at her, seething with emotions that no one could. Then with a straight face she spat at HBK “Zayda bako mat,zyada bakki toh tumhe balcony se neeche phek denge”. Silence prevails in the room. And then then suddenly the lights went out. Utter Choas occurred. HBK ran out of the room. The rest of the roomies huddled in the only other room that could house 10 people and locked it from inside. Everyone from HBK’s room ran to take shelter there. Miss Marine Flowergurl kept on calling and banging on the door. Nobody opened for the fear of the unknown or maybe even the fear of being thrown down the balcony. Suddenly the floor below frantically ran towards the terrace; gasping for breath. They explained that Miss Marine Flowergurl had been to their door as well, banged and banged on their doors, put her torch to their keyhole and uttered things that nobody understood. Finally the lights came on but none of the girls had the guts to return back to their rooms fearing they might chance upon Miss Marine Flowergurl on their way back to safer shores.
It was discovered later that Miss Mariner Flowergurl had made a few more futile attempts before retiring to her abode and slept off while all others let out a sigh of relief. Especially Miss HBK, who had a lucky escape from being thrown down from the balcony of the top floor. Numerous such incidents kept on happening throughout the reign of terror of Mariner Flowergurl in the LH. Maybe HBK still has nightmares about that fateful night.
Signing Off…
Secret Agent Sally
LH Khabri
