Hi Peeps! It’s been a long time. We can give you many reasons for our absence. Tom and Harry were in Pandora searching for that USB driven horse. Dick and Larry were busy in buying players in IPL auction (Now every1 knows why Pakis were not selected!). Whatever!
Vedant had been kind enough to recruit from CVRCE. I think they don’t follow the newspapers and all those images of strikes in CVRCE. Now coming back to the topic Vedant chose 16 people to join its 'Diamond Factory'(as claimed by UVG) in KBK district. Because CVRCE students so good in killing mosquitoes and drinking beer. One of them is our very own Unknown Vedant Guy (UVG). I mean he has literally added the name 'Vedant' between his previous name and surname. He made it public in Orkut n now he registered in 8th sem in that name too. Some people bow their heads b4 the kali temple of Bermunda but this guy does it at the Vedant office in Bermunda. This guy has both a low profile and a low heart. (He has told us not to reveal his identity or his branch or his waist size).This guy is the perfect bakraa to be axed here in Dimaag Ki Dahi.
Disclaimer: This is a real interview conducted over Google Wave. No answers have been modified. As our interviewee was as brave as a mouse, he forced us not to mention even his fake name or his branch. Anyway, we would refer to him as UVG(Unknown Vedant Guy). Anyway our readers are encouraged to guess the real identity of UVG! The first two correct guessers will get a Google Wave invite. YaY!
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- CVRCE Diary: A penny for your thoughts on CVRCE Diary...
Unknown Vedant Guy: It’s really funny, humorous. The guptachars are really doing a great job and not to forget the editors who add all those masala and give us “Laughter k Phatke”. Let’s not forget if 3 Idiots earned 100 crores in 4 days then this blog also earned 300+ members in just 2 days which proves its popularity! *Hmm…Seems that UVG is planning to butter us hard enough so that we don’t reveal his identity! *
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- CD: Which is the coolest branch of CVRCE and why?
UVG: Well, according to me there are 3 contenders for this; Electrical, Computer Science and Mechies (in no particular order) coz they are cool n they have sufficient reason to prove it in their own way. *All Khabris Yawn hard during this diplomatic answer. Seems that UVG is hell-bent on protecting his branch's identity. Identity Clue 1: he’s not from AEI*
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- CD: Is the blog too blunt and is too insensitive to some people’s feelings? Should the theme be toned down a bit?
UVG: As my other counterparts of this section already said people should take it healthily and sportily, n why dis fuss. Even I myself am also one of the targets. Moreover it’s a good thing which u have adopted now, not attacking anyone personally. Coz it’s like our collegial blog n it may hamper anyone’s emotion. So, no more complaints! *Little does UVG know that this sudden break from personal attacks is a temporary one? Actually students don’t take anyone F**kin with their emotions during bad times (Exams and Placement). We’ll be back with more Personal Attacks soon! *
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- CD: Any suggestions for the improvement of the blog?
UVG: The new look is really great, adding bit of ….. Factor to it and the recent blog for the noble cause has definitely shut the mouth of those people who used to say that you all don’t care about other’s emotions. That’s really a very good job. No suggestions. Just that you bloggers don’t make such mistakes of getting caught. Be under cover. It’s good that people still haven’t got to know about you all. Great escape till now. *Thanku Thanku.*
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- CD: How many questions did you know before appearing the written for Vedant?
UVG: Yeah, I knew a few questions about 9-10 questions (thanks 2 Freshersworld),and I think a lot many other people also knew. But it was lesser than what TCSites knew for their campus. At least we didn’t take chits. *One of of Senior Khabri who is already placed in TCS gives a scorn*
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- CD: Reports state that you have pasted Placement Dutta's Poster in your room. Is that true?
UVG: Oh, c’mon not at all. Although, I must say he’s very good at his job. He’s able to console students very well; Chahey Campus aye ya na aye! *All the bloggers kick his arse for praising Placement Dutta due to heavy public demand. *
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- CD: Please tell us about the change of your perception towards Placement Dutta after cracking Vedant. Is it true that you worship the mentioned poster of Placement Dutta every morning?
UVG: No, change in perception. It’s the same as was before. Since, I hardly had any personal talks with him, neither before nor after the campus. But, he’s far better than his other counterparts of T&P cell. Though I respect him, but I don’t worship him! *Al Khabris agree. At least Placement Dutta has taken few spoken English classes which his counterpart Placement Rout has bunked! But Lie Count1: His perception has changed!*
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- CD: What is your take on the upcoming Vedant University? Do you aspire to become a lab assistant there?
UVG: I’m totally in for of the World class university, if they really have noble intensions. Coz we’d seen their plans and if they really work according to it, then we people of Odisha will have a great reason to be proud of and people need not go abroad (country or other states) to pursue higher education. But d way it is going, I fear if our children would also get a chance to have a glimpse of it forget about my being a lab assistant! *Identity Clue 2: UVG is an Odia! Seems that Vedant is feeding these 16 well enough to shower praises. *
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- CD: How will you survive without CCD, Pizza Hut, Multiplexes and Shopping Arcades in Jharsuguda?
UVG: Thinking of this brings me nightmares! I’ll suggest Vedant to build all these, building so called Airport or University. We’ve to find other sources of entertainment (some of which can’t be specified). *Naughty Boy!*
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- CD: FTV or Sanskar TV? Justify.
UVG: Neither FTV nor Sanskar as both of them have nude content. Watch Bindass-TV. It has shows like “Emotional Atyachaar” and” Big-Switch” and few others which shows those things which hardly any other channel shows. * Lie Count: 2…Larry has inside information that UVG knows all Victoria's Secret models' names by heart! *
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- CD: Where did u find those mark sheets which showed that you are a 7 pointer?
UVG: Hell no! I am a 7 pointer (By, God’s and friend’s’ grace). * Lie Count: 3… In fact Dick saw him at Printronics. UVG was wearing black sun glasses and a big overcoat. Full Conspiracy. Larry suggests that he must be good in OFFICE 2010 ! *
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- CD: People say that your selection was racially motivated. What are your views on that?
UVG: Who said that? *All Khabris LOL !*
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- CD: How to start an induction motor? No copying answers frm the 3 Idiots!
UVG: Mmmm U’ve left me no answers. Please ask a 9 pointer... Mera EM mein Back tha and I’m still struggling to clear it… *Larry asks “How u got through vedant with a back? ”. All Khabris shout” Shame shame!You must have paid a lot of moolah! ”*
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- CD: Final Question. At what age did you stop wetting your bed?
UVG: What kinna question is that!. I was told, there would be no personal questions…. Well, I stopped pissing in bed before joining Nursery…. I was (also am) a good boy!! *Lie Count: 5…His Roommate saw him washing his bed sheet almost every early morning. *
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Hello readers ! This post is dedicated to the so called success story of our newest recruit in CVRCE Diary, Mr Ladkibaaz Larry ! He has been appointed as the Guptchar-in-Chief for the blog and hence would indulge in spy activities around the college on behalf of CVRCE Diary. Ladkibaaz Larry would also take an additional post as an Associate Khabri and would occasionally write small articles on his day to day observations of the college activities . Larry had a very colorful life and has seen many ups and downs. Currently he is heading the list of ‘The Guys With Most Number Of Rejected Proposals’ list in CVRCE. Hatasia Harry and Dahara Dick took a small interview of this illustrious gentleman just after his induction into the CVRCE Diary Team. Read on… 